Date : 7 August 2004
Event : Passing Out Ceremony

Finally after 7 weeks of chalet lifestyle ..... POC liaoz loh !!!!! Time pass so fast man .... 24th June I was enlisted into Viper company and here I am now .... 7 weeks have just went pass me without me knowing man .... I truly enjoy my stay in Viper company and thru these 7 weeks , I have learnt more about myself and identify areas which I should improve on .....

Well , in army you really will see all kinds of people .... example : All talk no action type , use eye power to assist type , totally do nothing type , think they are the king type , everyday keng they are sick type , excuse from this & that type , act gong type , really retarded type , interupt ur conservation type , act garang but so irritating type & etc .... These are the kinds of people you will see in army man .... but there are still some true leaders in my platoon which everyone should learn from .... In army , I learnt that it's no use scolding or blaming someone coz it's gonna make the whole situation worse man .... ppl will start to curse & sweat at you once you start scolding them ... Instead we should learn to encourage one another and help one another if there is anything wrong , what's the point of asking someone to hurry up and watching him do it when you can actually help him ? That's what I call teamwork man !!! We should really learn to help one another so that we can get things done as soon as possible ..... alot of times in camp I see selfish people who only cares about themselves and once they are done with their stuff , they will just sit there & do nothing .... why can't they help the others ? But sad to say , some people really deserve to be scolded or else they won't wake up ~ Strange enough , there's one person which I scold & scold & scold but still he won't change .... I give up man ~! Besides that , I really find that nowadays people really lack the self discipline ..... Let's take this for an example : After you have done ur business in da toilet and you found some 'remainings' on da toilet bowl .... what should u do ? Of coz is to clean it up lah !!!! Bloody hell , there are some people in my platoon who will leave it there and make the toilet bowl so unsightly sia !!!! Always make Derrick so pissed off that he have to lock the toilet and prevent anyone from using it .... its so dumb loh !!! Why can't people have some self-discipline ? Why can't clean up the mess which they have created ? There are so many examples besides that I can give like clearing up the waster paper basket once it is full , pick up litters on da floor , arrange back the magazines after you have read them , fill up water bottles & etc .... When will they learn ??

Wahahaha....say until my platoon like very jia lat sia ~! No lah .... actually we are the best out of da 4 platoons liaoz man !! These are some of the points which I feel they all should improve on .... Actually they are a bunch of very fun-loving mates who will u give laughter & joy everytime you are with them .... Good friends are hard to come by man ... Thanks to mates like Fabian , Rahim , Saiful , Andy , Jeremy , WeiXiong aka my buddy , Fu Yu aka my gay buddy & etc who make my BMT such a enjoyable one man !!! Every minute of the day , we will gong jiao wei plus make fun of one another .... Simply to say , we spend our every day in camp laughing & joking around .... That's the way it should be man !!! Since NS is so boring liaoz , why dun we make it a betta one by laughing & joking around ?? Wahahaha ~! A warning to all pre-enlistees man : Neva ever pick up anything when you are bathing man !!! Coz you may neva know who's behind u !!! Wahaha ~! Every night , we will have some gay party in da toilet .... screaming & shouting on da top of our voice ~! Opps ..... wahahaha ~! Beside fun & laughter , those guys are the ones who will lend me a helping hand whenever I am down .... Thanks Guys ~!

Fabian aka water point I/C
My water point I/C who looks fit but blur blur one ..... That's the type which girls would fancy man !! Everyday , he and I will carry the jerri cans to & fro making sure that the water point would be filled up with water for our platoon mates to fill up their water bottles .... Jeremy & I loves to disturb him by imitating how he response to his girlfrend (the gong gong kinda of expression : "Huh?" , "What?") ... Ohh ! Not to forget , he have a cute cute girlfrend whom we like to disturb .... *grinz*

Rahim aka Joker
Aiyo ah ! This fellow is the first guy whom I make frend with and eventually became my best buddy in da camp .... the gang of Fu Yu , Saiful , Sharil , Shaun , Nigel , Rahim & I will always be together toking cock & disturbing the rest of our platoon mates .... He's the joker of our platoon man !! Always joking & laughing around every minute of da day .... Not to forget , he likes to fart man !!! He's the FARTING MACHINE which fire shots every now & then .... When you hear that the shots are being fired , you have to flee !!! Damn Smelly ~! Buay Tahan ~! And the best thing is : He likes to touch people's co*k & a** .... *Sobz* .... Everyday I will be violated by him without fail ~ Dun worry ~! I am still a virgin hor .... Wahaha ~! I like to be with him .... He's the one who will brighten up my day everytime when I am down man ... Thanks Buddy ! *salute*

Saiful aka Guard Duty Buddy
One of the members from our gang and not to forget my guard duty buddy ..... A very helpful mate who will go all da way to lend u a helping hand when you are in need .... A great frend A great platoon mate

Andy aka Jeremy's Gay Buddy
My armskote I/C whom dun noe y so suay one ... broke a glass panel and after which he was constantly down with sore eye , toe nail infection & etc ... A very nice guy

Jeremy aka Commando Wanabe
My section mate who shares the same dream as me !!! For Honour & Glory !!! Both of us wanted to become a commando but suay suay we Pes C ..... I always thot I will be the fittest guy in Pes C but I am wrong ~! He's the NYP DragonBoat Vice-Cap man ... dun siao siao hor !!! My motivation for my IPPT test !! Every morning , either he or me will be the first to wake up to switch off the damn irritating alarm clock before going to brush our teeth .... But this guy very weird man ~ Always likes to thinks that he is the CSM and starts to imitate his every action plus carry a stick thinking that its a drill cane.....buay tahan ~! Can someone slap him and wake him up ? He's someone who is full confident ....

WeiXiong aka My BMT Buddy
My BMT buddy whom I always like to wake him up from his sleep just to accompany me to pee ..... wahaha ~! This guy is the Lobang King man !!! From pets , polo tees , T-shirts to concert tix !!! Unbelievable man !!! Everytime when we are bored , he will share his sex experience with our section mates which Fabian will get so excited man .... wonder what does Fabian do everytime he books out man ? Wahaha ....

Fu Yu aka My Gay Buddy
Do we two really look alike ? That's what my platoon mates always says man .... So that explains why my platoon mates always see double figures everyday coz I will be beside him every minute of the day .... Queue up for our meals , Lectures , Route March & etc and he will always be with me man .... Machiam my twin bro man ~! Wahaha .... we share the same hobby too !!! Soccer is our life !!! Too bad we live too far apart liaoz man .... He lives in Woodlands while I live in Tampines ... One North One East !!! Ah bo we can meet everyday ..... whahaha ~!

SGT Joel Aka My Sec Comm Leader
The only SGT whom I am so close with as he is my sec comm leader !!! Always like to go to our bunk and eat our tibits !!! Greedy pig !!! Then always buy chocolates and potato chips for us .... Temptation !!! I wana slim one leh !!!! Wahaha ~! He really takes good care of me during my 7 weeks of stay in Viper Company .... without him & my platoon sgt , I think I would have done guard duties on the past 2 Saturdays liaoz ~! Heng ar ~ Phew ~! But he went Kuala Lumpur without me .... *Sobz* .... Anyway , I really thank him for taking good care of me during my BMT days man !!! Thank You Thank You ~!

I truly enjoy my days in BMT man .... but there are times when I am really pissed off with ... Sometimes I really get tired of helping others you know ? Its just that I find that sometimes people are taking me for granted and I feel so sick man !! I start to wonder "Will there be anyone who will help me like the way I help them ?" .... But eventually I sorted out my thots and feel that I should not have such negative thots .... I should help others irregardless of whether I will get anything in return .... coz Wo Wei Ren Ren , Ren Ren Wei Wo !! Another thing is that , I quite hate my platoon mates criticize others when they themselves neva even put in the effort .... Y criticize others when at least they have put in da effort to do that thing ? Its very demoralizing to hear negative feedbacks on you and I really mean it man .... Sometimes I really wana do that thing but on thinking that people behind my back would critisize , I would just hold it back .... Haix ~! In the end , I find that I should just take in those useful feedbacks and improve on ... close my ears on those retarded feedbacks ... Coz why do I have to bother about others when at least I have put in da effort ?

Do you know what's the biggest achievement I have accomplished in my BMT ? That is ...........................................To peel my very first orange in my 20 years of life on Earth and eat it up with PRIDE & HONOUR ~!~! Wahaha ..... seems amazing rite ??? That's how lazy I am man ......

Week 7

Saturday
Book in at around 1800 hours and prepare for next day's grenade throw before turning in early so that we won't throw the grenade towards our SGTs .... wahahaha ~!

Sunday
Grenade ~! 1000 , 2000 , 3000 , 4000 , 5000 , 6000 .... Boom !!!!!! My first ever grenade throw and it's totally AWESOME man !!!!!!! Had "Water" parade at night coz it was HANS birthday .... We were all soaked from head to toe man ... song ~! wahaha.... Happy Birthday HANS

Monday
Had our 10 km Route March .... Rahim and I were singing all types of songs from the start to the end .... Stop at BMT Old School to have our lunch .... BMT old school machiam like ghost town sia ... seems so spooky ~! EeEeeEe .... Though it was tiring , I enjoyed myself singing all types of stupid songs , talking cock & etc during the journey ... Had lots of fun & laughter

Tuesday
Did my first Guard Duty for BMT ... sort of like 'volunteer' for it coz my rifle was stolen by Sgt Joel during last week's field-camp ... Too careless liaoz ~! So had to pay the price for it loh ... sianz 1/2 ~! Actually weekday Guard Duty quite relax one loh ... spend most of my time talking with Saiful , play board games with Derrick , Sgt Eugene & Sgt Joel ... I even slept when I am doing my duty man !!! Who in the right state of mind would wake up between 4-6am just to make sure that we are doing our duties ? Wahaha....

Wednesday
Missed IPPT test coz I was too tired to do it liaoz ... whole night didn't have a good sleep ... went back bunk and slept the whole morning before waking upto go have my lunch …. Spend rest of da day washing the field equipments and drying it outside our bunk

Thursday
Went for Trench-Digging at some reclaimed land in Tekong and I must say heng we Pes C man …. Or else each person gotto dig one shellscrape plus fire trench (with your buddy) … the soil super hard sia …. Dig til my hand got blister !! Ouch ~! WeiKang you owe me 1 dinner man …. And the mosquitoes there comes in platoons man !!! So scary … Machiam like bees attacking u !!! Wah lan oei ~! It was a good yet painful experience for me today … coz initially the C1L3s need not dig the shellscrape but on seeing the C1L2s having such a hard time …. We decided to help them … this is what I call TEAMWORK !! At night , we gathered in section 2 to play a interesting game using a ball (made up of black tape) & buckets … In this game , we need to throw the ball into each different buckets labeled with numbers and these different numbers indicate the number of push-ups which the other players must do … We had so much fun playing this game as we laugh and shout so loudly that the SGTs came up to see what’s wrong …. Wahaha ~! Pump til I crazy man … after nights out , Jeremy & Fabian & I gather to look at the pictures they had taken these past few days and suay suay , 2LT Justin came up to spot check our platoon …. Haix ~! Kena screw by him jia lat jia lat and told us to write him a statement …

Friday
Wake up early in da morning to attend the NDP Observatory Parade after which I had my IPPT Test … my Standing Broad Jump improve liaoz !!! Wahaha … amazing man ~! Neva train at all for 7 weeks yet I can manage to get a distance of 242cm …. Si bei taiko !! Received a bad news in da afternoon that I tio Guard Duty on Saturday for what happened last night …. Wah kaoz !! Suay sia ….

Saturday
Heng man !! Lucky my performance in BTM was good man … my Platoon Sgt & others decided not to put us into the Guard Duty slot and just put us as “Reserves” … phew ~! That Tay De Jin go play punk sia … go report sick so that he can escape the Guard Duty … lucky in the end , Fabian got back problem so he lan lan suck thumb have to go back do Guard Duty …. Serve Him Right !!! POP loh !!!!!!! POP ! POP ! POP ! Had our feedback session with OC which highlighted a lot of issues which they need to improve on but 2LT Justin was the focus of the session as we questioned his actions and acts during the 7 weeks of BMT … jia lat sia he !!! Serve him right !!! He’s really not a role model for recruits man … No Standard !!! I think he will kena demoted loh … we say until OC got nothing to defend against him … Wahaha ~! After which we had our refreshments plus a magic show by our own platoon mate : Jeremy (not my section one … from platoon 3 one … my section one only have muscles but no talent ) … He’s good man !! He can change a 10 dollar note to a 2 dollar note …. Amazing ~! We were sitting quite near to him yet cannot expose him …. Damn !! Wahaha … after which we marched to the jetty before saying “GOOD BYE TEKONG !!!!” … Finally POP liaoz after 7 weeks of ‘TOUGH’ training …. Wahaha ~! PTE Sin Hon Peow says this “ In Army , You Can Do Anything ! But Just Dun Get Caught ….. “