Book-In Time : 1800 Hrs @Pasir Ris Interchange
Mood : Sianz 1/2

What the hell man !!! I book out less than 24hrs and I have to book in again ??? This is madness man !!!! And guess how do I spend my precious hours out in Singapore ? SLEEPING on my bed ..... wahahaha ~! Can't help it man ~ The moment I reach my hse and unpack my stuff , I went to take a good bath and eventually doze off on my bed ..... My bed feels so much more comfortable than my KINGCOIL bed in Tekong ~! Woke up in da afternoon and pack my stupid fieldpack before going down to CHINATOWN to accompany Seng & Edmond to collect their tickets for their trip To Hong Kong .... How I envy them man ~~ Got chance to go Hong Kong before they all get enlist into NS while I have to spend my "Holiday" trip in Tekong !!! Sad sia .... Haix ~! Book in on a Saturday !!!! Arghhhhhh ~~~~ Boring ~!~!~! Gonna missed the chance of going Hendon Camp aka My Dream Camp to visit my fellow commando mates man ... Darn ! Thot can finally see them after 1 week plus but ..... Haix ~! 1 hour more and I will be back to Tekong liaoz .... Tekong Here I Come !!!!!

Week 06
4 days & 3 nights of FieldCamp @Tekong which is nothing but FUN ! FUN ! FUN ! I learnt how to build bashas using minimum equipments plus build drains so as the place I am staying would not be flooded if there is a heavy downpour .... Besides that we were introduced to other weapons such as Section Assault Weapon and GPMG which is totally awesome man !!! Heng I am the Advance Party aka Sai Kang Warriors so I get to touch both of the weapons while unloading all the store items from da gigantic & stupid vehicle .... We were also taught how to calculate distances using our thumbs and make good use of da range card to provide good & accurate information for da next firer .... Next , we were taught what's a Observation Post & Listening Post which simply to say , its like you are to hide from your enemies and gather useful information before sending it back to your HQ .... Guess what do we have to eat when we are hungry ? COMBAT RATION !!!! I love combat ration man especially Chicken Bolognese , Soya Peanut Dessert and Mixed Longan Dessert ..... taste so good man !!! But dun ever try Braised Chicken Rice .... it totally Sucks to da core !!! It taste like vomit which when you put it down , there won't be even any houseflies flying near it man !!! Disgusting !!!! Its a good experience man .... having to cook our meal in da forest which you have to dig ur own store so as to cook your maggi mee in da mass tin ... Sgt Joel taught us how to mix combat ration with maggi mee and it sure taste good man !!! Two Thumbs Up !! When da night comes , everyone turns white ... you know y ? Coz its POWDER BATH TIME !!!! wahahaha ... we will strip and cover every inch of body part with da SAF Powder .... So funny sia ~! So many white figures around us dancing around playing with the powder ..... buay tahan ~ The best part of the whole field camp was to play with blanks man .... that's what I have been waiting for !!! We were taught how to attack our enemies using different tactics & techniques and its like machiam playing CS sia .... I even got to fire M16 in auto mode aka sub machine gun mode .... shoik sia !!! Firing a sub machine gun while sitting down .... wohoooo ~ Awesome ~! 2LT Idrus show us how a Night Vision Scope looks like and even let us look thru the scope ... Wahhhh !! A super cool device which lets u see betta in the dark .... suddenly the surroundings became so clear after you look thru the scope .... what a device man !!! I saw Fire-Fly that very night .... So happy ~! First time see fire-fly in my life sia ... looks so beautiful in the sky as it flies pass u ~~ Too bad , I was with a bunch of botak kias instead of my girlfrend.....EeEEEe ~! so Gayish man ~! wahahaha ~! Well , it ended on Thursday which we packed up and left the campsite ..... I still remember Jeremy & I went to do business after lights out and it was so funny sia .... We took so long to let it out all thanks to da stupid combat ration !!! Read finish the whole magazine and I am still not done yet .... should have put some oil before I go toilet sia ..... wahahaha ~!~! Did alot of cleaning up and packing before booking out on Friday ...

YawnZ ~!~!

So Tired sia .... woke up at 10am coz I reach home damn late last night man ..... Reach home at around 3.30am in da morning nia .... wahaha ~! Must make full use of my precious weekends rite ?

Met up with Commando Zeng at Tampines Interchange and I am happy to hear that he is coping fine with the training so far ..... But abit worried about WeeSiang coz he seldom do push-ups , pull-ups or intensive gym work outs .... After which we had our lunch at PASTA MANIA where we talk cock sing song there .... then heng heng today YIDA came to Tampines Mall for some special guest performance .... Alrite lah he , quite yan dao which all his fans were screaming til their lungs nearly burst and at the same time stretching out their hands hoping to touch his legs.....How dumb can they get man ? Wahaha .... after that XuanWei & He Chi went back home to sleep while Don went to meet his wife which left me , Seng & Chong ...... then we decided to head straight to town which we met up with WeiCheng @Eunos MRT Station .... Da 3 of them were in the mood of shopping man !!! Keep on trying different pieces of shirts / pants from TOP MEN before going out of the shop empty handed !!!!! So pai seh sia .... after which John joined us for another session of "Try but dun buy " at G2000 where they again try & try & try but in the end only WeiCheng bought nia ..... I part ways with them soo after that coz need to attend my platoon mate's birthday dinner at Plaza Singapura

Happy Birthday Jeremy !!!! Bought him a bermuda from Columbus .... hope he likes it man ~ Well , we had dinner @PASTA MANIA .... wahaha ~! You are not seeing double vision man .... dun worry ~ Lunch I had it @PASTA MANIA .... now dinner I also had it @PASTA MANIA ..... too bad man birthday boy say wana eat pasta so bo pian loh ... wahaha ~! We sat there tok cock sing song til quite late before SGT Joel had to go home becoz his mum's constant nagging .... We went to watch this movie "Carrie & Carra" and I must say this movie SUX !!!!! Heng not I pay sia ...... wahahaha ~!~! Fell asleep inside the cinema together with Jeremy .... while Andy & his gf seems to enjoy the movie so much ..... wahaha ~! Andy drove us to Gelyang to have some favorite Tou Hua before sending me home ..... wahhh ~! Jeremy really spend alot today sia .... treat us eat Pasta Mania , watch movie plus the Tou Hua supper ... I think got at least spend $100 plus sia ... Poor He ~ So pai seh sia , Jeremy treat me eat plus watch movie while Andy drove me back home .... machiam I am the King man !!! Had alot of fun & laughter while I am with them man .... Looking forward to our next gathering session .....

Haix ....

Booking in later @1750 Pasir Ris Interchange .... so damn freaking early !!!! No Time for me to play soccer ..... damn it ~~~ Next Saturday booking out late sia becoz of the grenade throwing session ..... Sian 1/2 ....

Buaiz ..... See you guys next week !!

" Though the hours I spend with FFU today are merely a few hours , I am extremely happy to see so many ppl like Don , Ivan , WeiCheng , Seng , John , Xianmin , Xuanwei , He Chi !! Looking forward to see FFU this coming Saturday .... Wait For Me ~! "

Arghhhhhhh ~!~! I neva go Katong with Shaun & co !!!! Fell asleep last night on da sofa while watching TV then woke up at 12am to msg ZON asking where is he now .... got back the msg from him that the billard session is still on as they are all on da way there .... thinking of resting for a while before taking a cab there but .... when I open my eyes , its 10am in da morning liaoz !!!! Wah kaoz !!!! OMG ~!~!~! SORRY SHAUN & CO .......

Gotta meet Rec Zeng Xianmin later at Tampines Interchange as he have a medical appointment at dun noe where ..... Can't wait to see that commando man !!! Wait for me ... I am coming ~!

Buaiz ....

Wohooo ~! Home Sweet Home man ....... Feels so good to be at home man !!

Reached home at around 6pm plus and found out that I am all alone at home man .... kinda sucky feeling man ~! How I wish everytime when I book out , my family would be at home preparing dinner so as when I reach home , I could just sit down together with them to enjoy a family dinner .... Hmmmmm ~~ Indeed , an ideal scenerio for every NS men man ..... wahaha ~! Too bad man ..... can't enjoy this kind of moment with my family members coz all my family members are working ..... Sooooooo lets forget it man ~!

Feel kinda of empty inside me when I stare in front of my com as 3 of my FFU mates have just recently been enlisted into HENDON CAMP aka HELL ..... Normally when I get home , I will always call up WeeSiang or Kelvin to see what's the program for da day but now .... Haix ~ Suddenly , I dun noe who to call sia ~! I just stare in front of my com wondering what should I do next ..... sianz ~! Guess I am just too used to being with them liaoz ba ...... now they are gone liaoz I am all alone .... wondering who will go out with me tml man ~! One by one , all of them will slowly be enlisted into NS and I really wonder man .... Will FFU be added into the content page of the History textbook ? Coz by then , everyone will be damn busy with their BMT and eventually will not have time for one another ..... too bad none of them are PES C like me who can enjoy a relac life-style in BMT .... oppS ~! 7 years of frendship since sec 1 man .... how long have it been man ? FFU have been thru thick & thin together for 7 years !!!! Really hard to find such good buddies like them man ........ Sobz ~! I am so proud of da 3 of them man .... Commandos in the making !!! For Honour & Glory ~! Though I can't join them , at least they can help me fulfil my dream !!! Endure guys ~! You can do it man .... FFU will be waiting for you 3 to come out !!!

Dun noe why also ..... just recently I somehow find that maybe its time for me to search for da special person in my life .... I really envy those people who have the special someone .... looking at how loving are they really make me jealous sia ... In camp , when I am free at night I really dun noe who to call / msg sia and in the end I will just call back home to see how's my family doing ... or msg my FFU mates to see what have they been doing .... haix ~ How I wish that everytime when I book out , that special someone will wait for me at Pasir Ris Interchange so as I can go home get change before going out to have dinner together with my family & HER .... Then we will watch some VCDs together or go anywhere to have a cup of coffee ... Da next morning , I will wake up early and prepare a good breakfast before waking her up to enjoy the meal together .... After that , we will go down to take our dog for a walk before slacking at home surfing net , pack my stuff , play with my dog & etc ... then around evening time , she will send me off to Pasir Ris Interchange before waving "Good Bye" to HEr ..... Isn't it SWEET ? wahaha ..... somehow I find that I can be so bo liao to think of such things man ~! I used to have that someone whom I see as my potential wife but haix ...... I lost her !! Sobz .... I still think of her sometimes but she is no longer with me anymore coz she have finally found da one that she loved ..... I am happy for her though I can't be with her .... Sometimes I feel that I am such a idiotic fool !! If I treasure her last time , this would not have happend .... Haix ~  Rayner is so fortunate to have someone like her ..... * God Bless Rayner & Suet * Anyway , I am still waiting for that special someone to enter into my life .... So who will it be ? Only GOD knows ...

So what have I been doing for this week ? Hmmm....let me recall ah ~

Monday - Tuesday
Had my range test on these 2 days as we had to fire from 100m / 50m in different positions like fox-hole , standing , squatting or kneeling and proning with or without support aka sand bag ...... It was definitely a experience of a life time man !!! The feeling of hitting a target is shoik !!! Not to forget , we also had Night Shoot on Monday .... shooting at night is like machiam Star Wars sia .... all the laser shooting here and there plus we using tracer rounds which will flare up once it hit the target .... So chio sia ~! Besides that , we went star gazing while waiting for our turn to shoot and I must say the 100m range venue is a good place to look at stars man .... some of my platoon mates even saw Liu Xing sia !!! How come I neva see ??? Arghhhhh ~ Too bad I went star gazing with a bunch of gays instead of the one that I loved ..... EeeEee ~! *Puke* Anyway , my shooting on Monday was like shit !!! Missed so many shots that I have to reshoot sia .... sobz ~ Kinda of pissed off with my own performance as my face was as black as charcoal from morning til night .... Dun noe why also on Tuesday , my aiming become much more betta as i only missed a couple of shots .... So happy with my performance on that day ~! Wahaha .... maybe its becoz I worked on my shooting techique & breathing ba ... that's y I am able to shoot betta ba ... though it was fun , I had to pay a price for it man .... I hardly had 7 hours of sleep on Monday sia !!! We only managed to finish the shooting at 12am plus and reach back company line at around 1am plus ..... pengz ~ Not to forget we had to wake up at 5am plus the next day to continue our shooting ..... I was totally shag out man ~ If I am not wrong , we shot around 25 mags of 4 rounds each on both of the days .....

Wednesday  
Had our 6km route march and I sweat like mad sia !!! My whole body was drench from head to toe sia ..... machiam like I just came out of the swimming pool ~ Had lots of fun singing and talking cock with my platoon mates along the way ..... The night I sleep like a pig sia as I was simply too tired after da 6km route march .... Rec Piggy Sin Hon Peow ~! Wahaha....

Thursday
Had our Field Camp lectures about concealment and camouflage as we went to a forest in da remote part of Tekong to learn how to camouflage ourselves using camou cream (green & black) to "Beautify" our face and use those leaves & grass to put on our uniform so that we look like any bushes in the forest ..... Besides that , we also learn how to hide from our enemies and at the same time monitor their movements .... kinda cool ah ?

Friday
Had our IPPT Trial test in da morning and slack til afternoon before booking out .... only managed to get a SILVER sia .... my 2.4km really cannot make it sia ~! All get 5 points except Standing Broad Jump & 2.4km .... kaoz ~ Seems like its time for some serious training so that I can hit the GOLD mark .....  

Qoute Of Da Week
" You Think Army Fucked Up ? You Yourself Fucked Up ! " (Qouted from my company's CSM)

Just wake up not long ago sia ..... damn tired man ~!
 
After I book out at late afteroon yesterday , I immediately took a cab home to bathe and change to meet my FFU mates @Tampines Interchange .... We went to have our dinner @Swensen to celebrate a new life for our future commandos WeeSiang , Kelvin , Xianmin (too bad he could't make it for the dinner as he wanted to spend more time with his girlfrend) ..... wahaha ~! I think me stay in Tekong too long liaoz man .... I spend around 30 bucks !!! Had Salmon Teriyaki set dinner plus Iced Latte and not to forget a new item on the menu which is quite special .... It was an Apple Studel with toppings like ice-cream , apple cubes and some sweet sweet syrup served on a sizzling hot pan ....  
 
More To Come ....

I Am Back Once Again Man !!!!
 
This week has been a fun & enjoyable week for me man ..... Went virtual shooting from Monday to Friday to practise on our shooting techniques and the different firing positions so as to prepare ourselves on da test on next Monday .... Had our 6km Road March and it was terrible man !!! Dun noe what's wrong with my platoon mates man .... they refuse to march in steps and close up on one another .... Besides that , they refuse to open their "GOLDEN" mouth to sing out loud the army songs led by me and Benjamin .... Haix ~! Our instructors were so ' Happy'  with our performance that they decided to reward our efforts .... We were by whack left right center up down by them as we were made to do pumpings and crunches with our SBO , Helmet & Rifle ~! On Saturday which is just now morning , we went to practise shooting with live rounds !!! Wohooooo ~! Shoik sia ..... my very first time shooting with live rounds !!! So excited sia ..... my heart just keep on pounding when I took my first magazine of 4 rounds from my instructor .... Wahaha ~! Still can't forget the feeling after I have fired off my FIRST round sia ..... feel so shoik !!!! Too bad we only have 7 magazines to play with sia .... haix ~! Today is only to zero our weapons according to da owner of the rifle and next week is the real test man .... The feeling of shooting target board figures is SHOIK !!!! Everytime I manage to hit the target , I feel so proud man ~! Can't wait for this coming MONDAY .... coz we are going to shoot with live rounds again !!!! WoHooooo !
 
This week , I learnt some valuable stuff from my platoon mates and I find that I should share with you guys ..... Shaun was appointed the PLATOON I/C and I manage to learn something from him .... He's da kind of leader which people will respect as he respect others first .... Cool & Steady are the words to describe him as he seems to remain so cool & steady whatever happens .... he will talk to everyone nicely instead of scolding them whenever they make mistakes .... But the most important thing , he makes sure that his platoon mates' efforts are being appreciated ~! As some of my platoon mates were being excused from range , they make use of the time to clean up our bunks and toilets so that we can book out on time ..... That's teamwork man !!! Another valuable stuff which I learnt was a sentence said by Andy "How come whenever something bad happens , you guys will always start shifting the blame and blame others ? Why can't you guys keep quiet and start thinking that what have you done and was it your fault ?" .... Well said man ANdy ~! Sometimes its always like that man .... whenever something bad happens , hunman beings will always start blaming each other instead of reflecting on urself .... No one is perfect and I am sure that we must learn from each other so as we can improve on ourselves .....
 
It was sure a fruitful week for me man .....
 
Looking forward to next week .......

Sianz Ah ~!~! Between 1910 - 1930 hours I must reach Pasir Ris Interchange to book in liaoz ..... Sia Lah ~! 3 Days passed so fast sia ..... sianz 1/2 man !!!! It was like Friday which I just book out then today Sunday liaoz ...... HaiZ ~~~ Dun even have time to update my blog man ..... All I remember was that I book out on Friday then go MacDonald have my lunch ... after which I came home around 7pm plus which I switch on my beloved computer to update myself on life outside Tekong .... Took a bath then went to sleep til Saturday late morning then continue to surf the net and chit chat til 2pm plus then go prepare to meet my FFU mates at Tampines .... Left Tampines to meet Peng & Co at Far East Plaza for dinner @HANS before proceeding to tok cock plus walk walk around Orchard .... We went back Century Square to watch MEAN GIRLS before ending my precious weekend .... Woke up early morning on Sunday to have my MacDonald breakfast before catching SIPDERMAN 2 at Golden Village ... Went NTUC to buy certain stuff before going to play street soccer .... Reach there at around 2pm plus and played for quite a while before going home to bathe .... Not bad sia ~! Long time no play soccer liaoz .... my touches are still there man .... score a few goals and set up quite a number of chances for my team-mates .... It sure feels so good to play soccer man !!! I LOVE SOCCER !!!! Very happy with my performance today man ... WAHAHA ~!~

Haix ~! Its time to say GOOD BYE once again man ..... packed finish my stuff liaoz and I am ready to set off to TEKONG !!!!!

FOR HONOUR & GLORY !!!!

To ZaiWei , WenSheng & Chee Peng : Dun laugh !!!! I know u guys passed ur IPPT liaoz now disrupt liaoz !!!!! KNN ~!~! Now got 2 weeks break liaoz .... dun YAYA PAPAYA hor !!!!

Take Care Guys .....

I Am Back !!

Company : Viper
School : 2
Location: In front of Canteen & E-mart plus super near school 2
Cook-House
Platoon : 2
Section : 4
Bed : 05

I am finally back after 2 weeks of confinement in Tekong man ~!! WohoOOO ~! Feel so good to be back home man ..... So happy to see my family members & my HAMSTER !!!

Let Me Give You Guys A Summary Of What I Did During This 2 Weeks :
On da 24th of June 2004 , I was enlisted into NS which Emmanual , Kelvin , my Uncle & Dad accompanied me to Tekong . In the beginning , I was really nervous man ~! Coz I will be going into totally a different environment with a new lifestyle .... Wahaha ~! Guess who I saw when I went in ? RYAN aka my former DragonBoat team-mate !!!! He kena PES E becoz of some problems and became a clerk at Tekong . Oh man , I was so happy to see him man !! He purposely call out my name loudly to pai seh me in front of so many ppl as he helped me handle those admin stuff and gave me my 11B aka NS IC . After which , we went to the auditorium to take some OATH before going to the canteen to have our last lunch with our loved ones ... I feel really very sad when I have to say "Bye Bye" to Emmanual , Kelvin , my Uncle & Dad ... Haiz ~! From that very minute onwards , I know that its the start of a new life liaoz .... We were being issued our own duffel bag(inside contain our uniform & some military stuffs) before proceeding to our own very bunk ... And the funny thing was that they issue me the wrong uniform !!! Instead of H P Sin , it became J M Huang .... so funny sia ~! The first fellow I got to know was this joker by the name of RAHIM .... the moment I got to know him we neva stop talking to each other til sleeping time .... Wahaha ~! That Rahim really very joker sia .... Every time we will crack some lame jokes to entertain til we laugh so loud til everyone will be looking at us .... Maybe he have the same character as me ba !~ That's why we enjoy each other's company so much ... Where ever my platoon goes , he will with me plus one AH PEK by the name of SHEN FU YU ~! The 3 of us will be always laughing , joking plus disturbing our platoon mates ~! But sad to say , there were some minor changes after the 2nd day and the 3 of us were separated into different sections .... but never mind lah at least we all same platoon ~!

Shoik sia .... I got the chance to touch M16 sia !!! I thot PES C would neva get a chance to touch that weapon .... guess I was wrong ba ~! Learnt all the skills needed to handle that weapon .... things like stipping / assembling , loading of weapon , loading of magazine & etc .... Feel so proud & honour whenever I am holding on to that weapon .... dun noe y also ~! Wahaha ..... Besides that , I also learn how to hold that stupid SMART 4 uniform and it just sux big time man ~! So difficult to fold that stupid uniform man ...... but .... I do look cool & smart in da uniform !!! Wahahaa ~! I was being appointted as the PLATOON I/C for da first week and I must say it was a fruitful experience man !! Though I was always scolded by my instructors due to many reasons , I learnt alot of stuff about being a good PLATOON I/C . . . . . . Discover some short comings about myself and I am determine to change for the betta !!! Overall , I feel that I did quite a good job as the PLATOON I/C but too bad man , the duration was too short liaoz ~! Every week , we are supposed to rotate duties among our platoon and I was replaced by SHEN FU YU becoz my instructor wanted to pick someone who is very close to me ..... wahaha ~!~! Not bad lah , my instructor tell my platoon that I did a marvellous job as the PLATOON I/C and say this " The next platoon I/C will have a very high ladder to climb .... " Felt extremely happy after hearing this as this proves that my efforts are being paid off ...... So Happy ~!~! Wahahaha ..... Really enjoy myself in Viper Platoon 2 man !!! All my platoon mates all super nice people who likes to gong jiao wei ~! But too bad , its only 7 weeks nia .... Haiz ~!~! Next week , we are going to some virtual range room to practise for our RANGE test the following week ..... machiam like playing arcade games sia ~! Can't wait to start shooting man ...... Til next time ..... Buaiz ~!